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Look back on our struggle for freedom,
Trace our present day's strength to its source;
And you'll find that man's pathway to glory
Is strewn with the bones of a horse.
Anonymous
God forbid that I should go to any heaven where there are no
horses
R.B. Cunningham-Grahm
A horse is worth more than riches.
Spanish Proverb
There is no secret so close as that between a rider and his
horse
Robert Smith Surtees
To be loved by a horse, or by any animal, should fill us
with awe-
for we have not deserved it.
Marion Garretty
Thou must learn the thoughts of the noble horse
Whom thou wouldst ride.
Be not indiscreet in thy demands,
Nor require him to perform indiscreetly.
Johanne Wolfgang von Goethe
The one best precept-the golden rule in dealing with a
horse-is never to approach him angrily. Anger is so
deviod of forethought that it will often drive a man to do
things which in a calmer mood he will regret.
Xenophon
Round-hoof'd, short-jointed, fetlocks shag and long,
Broad breast, full eye, small head and nostril wide,
High crest, short ears, straight legs and passing strong,
Thin mane, thick tail, broad buttock, tender hide;
Look, what a horse should have he did not lack,
Save a proud rider on so proud a back.
William Shakespeare
A horse gallops with his lung,
Preserveres with his heart,
and wins with his character
Tesio
Boot, saddle, to horse, and away!
Robert Browning
To learn all that a horse could teach, was a
world of knowledge, but only a beginning. .. .
Look into a horses eye and you instantly know
if you can trust him.
Mary O'Hara
Oh wasn't it naughty of Smudges ?
Oh Mummy, I m sick with disgust.
She threw me in front of the judges,
And my silly old collar-bone's bust.
JOHN BETJEMAN
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels
its rider into
a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general
merriment.
DUKE OF ENDINBURGH
A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the
middle.
IAN FLEMMING
I prefer a bike to a horse. The brakes are more easily
checked.
LAMBERT JEFFRIES
He flung himself on his horse and rode off madly in all
directions.
STEPHEN LEACOCK
A horse's eye disquiets me: it has an expression of alarm
that may at any
moment be translated into action.
E.V. LUCAS
On horseback he seemed to require as many hands as a Hindu
god, at least
four for clutching the reins, and two more for patting the
horse soothingly
on the neck.
SAKI
If training has not made a horse more beautiful, nobler in
carriage, more
attentive in his behavior, revealing pleasure in his own
accomplishment...then he has not truly been schooled in
dressage.
Col. Handler
Experienced riders are not prone to brag. And usually
newcomers, if they
start out being boastful, end up modest.
C.J.J. Mullen
My dear, I don't care what they do, so long as they don't do
it in the
streets and frighten the horses.
attributed to Mrs. Patrick Campbell
Take most people, they're crazy about cars. I'd rather have
a goddam horse.
A horse is at least human, for godsake.
JD Salinger,_Catcher in the Rye_
I purchased some classics on horse care...I gradually came
to understand
that they were like 19th-century religious tomes on how to
save your soul:
objective, good; instructions, extremely detailed; practical
application,
impossible.
C.J.J. Mullen
Horse, thou art truly a creature without equal, for thou
fliest without
wings and conquerest without sword.
The Koran
It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know
how to
fall.
Mexican Proverb
The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse
never.
Yiddish Proverb
There is something about the outside of a horse that is good
for the
inside of a man.
Sir Winston Churchill
Many people have sighed for the 'good old days' and
regretted the
'passing of the horse,' but today, when only those who like
horses own
them, it is a far better time for horses.
C.W.Anderson
Hast thou given the horse strength? hast thou clothed his
neck with
thunder?
Canst thou make him afraid as a grasshopper? the glory of
his nostrils
is terrible.
He paweth in the valley, and rejoiceth in his strength: he
goeth on to
meet the armed men.
He mocketh at fear, and is not affrighted, neither turneth
he back
from the sword.
JOB 39: 19-22
A man on a horse is spiritually as well as physically bigger
than a man
on foot.
John Steinbeck
A canter is the cure for every evil.
Benjamin Disrael
That hoss wasn't built to tread the earth,
He took natural to the air,
And every time he went aloft,
He tried to leave me there.
Anonymous Tribute to an Unmanageable Horse
Weave for the mighty chestnut
A tributary crown
Of autumn flowers, the brightest then
When autumn leaves are brown
Hang up his bridle on the wall,
His saddle on the tree,
Till time shall bring some racing king
Worthy to wear as he!
William Nack
No ride is ever the last one. No horse is ever the last one
you will
have. Somehow there will always be other horses, other
places to ride
them.
Monica Dickens
In buying a horse or taking a wife, shut your eyes tight and
commend
yourself to God.
Tuscan Proverb
The horse is God's gift to man.
Arabian Proverb
...But why discourse
Upon the Virtues of the Horse?
They are too numerous to tell
Save when you have a Horse to Sell.
Josh Billings
Certain comic effects can be achieved by a brand-new rider,
especially
a man who dresses like a fashion model and rides like a
tailor.
C.J.J. Mullen
I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but
beyond that,
my art is not above the ordinary.
Mark Twain
Show me your horse and I will tell you who you are.
Old English Saying
Dog lovers hate to clean out kennels. Horse lovers like
cleaning stables.
Monica Dickens
They say princes learn no art truly, but the art of
horsemanship. The
reason is, the brave beast is no flatterer. He will throw a
prince as
soon as his groom.
Ben Johnson
Horses have never hurt anyone yet, except when they bet on
them.
Stuart Cloete
Such Horses are
The jewels of the horseman's hands and thighs,
They go by the word and hardly need the rein
Stephen Vincent Benet, "John Brown's Body"
All in green went my love riding
On a great horse of gold
into the silver dawn
e.e. cummings
The Tennessee stud was long and lean
The color of the sun and his eyes were green
he had the nerve and he had the blood
there never was a horse like the Tennessee stud
Jimmie Driftwood
Wish I had a big fine horse,
and the corn to feed him on
I'd let little Shady Grove
feed him while I'm gone
Traditional
The truth is that horses exhibit, in an exaggerated form,
many of the
worst characteristics of people. They are greedy, envious,
spiteful,
malicious, slothful, superstitious, and stupid. They are
congenital
hysterics and each one is, ominously, a prospective
homicide. If horses
could talk, they would lie.
Owen Ulph,(old time cowboy) from his book, The Fiddleback:
Lore of the Line
Camp.
Visions of horses ... make the moment brighter, inspire
respect, and make
the heart beat faster. The Founders of the Sunshine Horse
Lovers Club
(1991) from "If Wishes Were Horses"
To err is human, to whinney equine.
-Cheryl Farner
First, you must trust in yourself. Then you can also trust
in the earth or
gravity of a situation, and because of that, you can uplift
yourself. At
that point, your discipline becomes delightful rather than
being an ordeal
or a great demand. When you ride a horse, balance comes, not
from freezing
your legs to the saddle, but from learning to float with the
movement of
the horse as you ride. Each step is a dance, the rider's
dance as well as
the dance of the horse.
Chogyam Trungpa Rinpoche, "Shambala: The Sacred Path of the
Warrior"
"And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew his breath
upon it, and
created the horse." Bedouin legend.
"Brahma was excessively sparing with earth, water, and fire.
The new
creature was not given etiher horns or claws, and his teeth
were only meant
for chewing, not for biting. The prudent care with which
fire was used made
him a necessity in war with out making him warlike.
This animal was the Horse.
The reckless expenditure of air and ether in his compositon
was amazing.
And, in consequence, he perpetually struggled to outreach
the wind, to
outrun space itself. Other animals ran only when they had a
reason, but the
Horse would run for no reason whatever, as if to run out of
his own skin.
He had no desire to chase, or to kill, but only to fly on
and on and on
until he dwindled into a dot, melted into a swoon, blurred
into a shadow,
and vanished into vacancy.
The Creator was glad. He had given habitations to his other
creatures,
forests to some, caves to others, but because of his
enjoyment of the
disinterested spirit of energy in the Horse, he gave him an
open meadow
under the eye of Heaven."
-- Rabindranath Tagore
Sometime he trots, as if he told
the steps with gentle magesty and
pride. Anon, he rears upright,
curvets and leaps, as who should
say 'Lo, thus my strength is tried'
--Shakespeare "Venus and Adonis"
A little neglect may breed mischief...
for want of a nail the shoe was lost;
for want of a shoe the horse was lost;
and for want of a horse the rider was lost...
-Benjamin Franklin
As seen on a roadside billboard (intended to encourage
helmet use among
bicycle riders):
"Wear a helmet...
Because your skull isn't as thick as your parents think it
is."
A horse is the matter and subject whereupon the art worketh,
and is a
creature sensible, and therefore so far as he is moved to do
any thing, he
is thereunto moved by sense and feeling. Further, this is
common to all
sensible creatures, to shun all things as annoy them, and to
like all such
things as do delight them.
John Astley, "The Art of Riding"
If one induces the horse to assume that carriage which it
would adopt of
its own accord when displaying its beauty, then, one directs
the horse to
appear joyous and magnificent, proud and remarkable for
having been ridden.
Xenophon
Most nations, free ones especially, should be dealt with
like a spirited
horse, whom a judicious rider will keep steady, by
maintaining an exact
balance in his seat, showing neither fear nor cruelty,
occasionally giving
and checking with the rein, while he prudently and
resolutely corrects with
the spur, or kindly blandishes with his hand.
Francis Gentleman, "A Trip to the Moon"
There are no handles to a horse, but the 1910 model has a
string to each
side of its face for turning its head when there is
something you want it to
see.
Stephen Leacock, "Reflections on Riding"
I will not change my horse with any that treads on four
pasterns. Ca, ha!
he bounds from the earth, as if his entrails were hairs, le
cheval volant,
the Pegasus, chez les narines de feu! When I bestride him, I
soar, I am a
hawk: he trots the air; the earth sings when he touches it;
the basest horn
of his hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes...he is
pure air and
fire...the prince of palfreys; his neigh is like the bidding
of a monarch
and his countenance enforces homage.
Williams Shakespeare, "Henry V"
There is a touch of divinity even in brutes, and a special
halo about a
horse, that should forever exempt it from indignities. As
for those
majestic, magisterial truck-horses of the docks, I would as
soon think of
striking a judge on the bench, as to lay violent hands upon
their holy
hides.
Herman Melville, "Redburn"
The horse will leap over trenches, will jump out of them,
will do anything
else, provided one grants him praise and respite after his
accomplishment.
Xenophon
Half the failures of this world arise from pulling in one's
horse as he is leaping.
- Augustus Hare
I don't mind where people make
love, so long as they don't do it in the street and
frighten the horses.
- Mrs. Patrick Campbell
Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and
persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for
success.
- Dale Carnegie
The human mind is not rich enough to drive many horses
abreast and wants one general scheme, under which it strives
to bring everything.
- George Santayana
Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don't
worship it. Feed it.
- Aubrey Eben
All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse,
and a good wife.
- Daniel Boone
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
- Naomi, 15 Advice from Kids
When the horse dies, dismount
- Unknown
Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see a
bird that has the blues? One reason why birds and horses are
not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other
birds and horses.
- Dale Carnegie
A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be
lead.
- Stan Laurel Rodeo, the only sport that gets you off in 8
seconds or less.
- Unknown
Put some excitement between you legs, ride a horse.
- Unknown
Some athletes don't care what kind of shoes they wear, or
how many fans they have. They don't even care that they're
on television from coast to coast. They just want to run.
- Unknown
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win
a bet on a horse at an early age.
- Danny McGoorty Irish Pool Player
If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your
horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back
and the guy was reading a magazine.
- Jack Handy Deep Thoughts
A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be
lead.
- Stan Laurel
There is something about the outside of a horse that is good
for the inside of a man. ~Winston Churchill
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from
betting on people. ~W.C. Fields
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the
ground. ~Author Unknown
It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know
how to fall. ~Mexican Proverb
The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse
never. ~Yiddish Proverb
Many people have sighed for the 'good old days' and
regretted the 'passing of the horse,' but today, when only
those who like horses own them, it is a far better time for
horses. ~C.W. Anderson
No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle.
~Winston Churchill
People on horses look better than they are. People in cars
look worse than they are. ~Author Unknown
Horses and children, I often think, have a lot of the good
sense there is in the world. ~Josephine Demott Robinson
The wind of heaven is that which blows between a horse's
ears. ~Arabian Proverb
Steeds, steeds, what steeds! Has the whirlwind a home in
your manes? ~Nikolay Gogol
A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the
middle. ~Ian Fleming
It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the
horse bolts! ~Nicholas Evans
A lovely horse is always an experience.... It is an
emotional experience of the kind that is spoiled by words.
~Beryl Markham
I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but
beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. ~Mark Twain
There are fools, damn fools, and those who remount in a
steeplechase. ~Bill Whitbread
All I pay my psychiatrist is the cost of feed and hay, and
he'll listen to me any day. ~Author Unknown
In riding a horse, we borrow freedom. ~Helen Thomson
God forbid that I should go to any heaven in which there are
no horses. ~R.B. Cunninghame Graham
Good people get cheated, just as good horses get ridden.
~Chinese Proverb
If your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question,
or asked the question wrong. ~Pat Parelli
Horse sense, n.: Stable thinking
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